I'll say something about Nikki Glaser and that's it.

Nikki Glaser looks like Paris Hilton took a shit. Which is surprising as both probably don't eat anything. Other than.... [Insert predictable vagina joke here]

Nikki's voice is so annoying Billy Mays' ghost shouts "Shut The Fuck Up!" whenever she does her garbage excuse for a monologue on her NOT FUNNY show.

Nikki Glaser's voice is so loud it makes Beethoven want to get up from his grave and write a heavy metal hatred riff from pure annoyance.

When Nikki got up there she said "keep it going for David Spade" and I said yes! Keep it going long enough and maybe she'll stop talking at that point!

When Nikki tries to be funny by acting like a slut it's more painful than watching Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell decorate their house in a Christmas commercial. No one in their right mind cares.

Oh, yeah and that Ann Coulter stuff. Don't care.