An amazing dingy donger it is! This joke is flawless.

Allllllllllright!

I'm so proud of myself! I knew I could do it! Wait, do what? Exactly! Never "did" anybody or anything! Almost made love to a car once but I never finished.

If you'd rather save time than go through the Wayback machine to find some of the backbone content that made Newgrounds what it is, I took the liberty of collecting a bunch in one folder for you here: https://www.mediafire.com/file/kpkpzi5x48liqa6/assassin+crap.zip/file

And if you can't play flash content, I recommend getting flash projector here: https://www.mediafire.com/file/li2xnvz9a43g6v0/flashplayer_32_sa.exe/f

And have some of Patchy's wonderful strawberries! They couldn't be more organic.

Patchy's Puff Girls (Happy Clock Day 2021!) - YouTube

I recommend flash projector. Load flash files without a browser connection. Eaaaasy! I mean it's one solution among better ones in the works right now.

Here y'all go! https://www.mediafire.com/file/li2xnvz9a43g6v0/flashplayer_32_sa.exe/file

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/635895afdb25387c6467313403eecc1e

What's with all the Elon? Can't any of you musker up something different already? Maybe make something with Grimes and reason? Geez.

"Cats" is such a bad movie it will give you cancer, aids, HIV, leukemia, diarrhea of the ears and the never ending odor of dead cat urine! See video for proof, you're welcome! https://vimeo.com/382218462

Strawberry clock is the real Mentalist. You'd be mentally retarded to argue otherwise!

https://vimeo.com/353943905