Damn, I suck! But this is Droid Tron Productions! Home of low budget filth! We need me to keep that filth alive!

Mike DAmato @DroidTronProductions

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Washingturd, US

Joined on 10/28/07

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Posted by DroidTronProductions - October 21st, 2016

Posted by DroidTronProductions - September 6th, 2016

I'll say something about Nikki Glaser and that's it.

Nikki Glaser looks like Paris Hilton took a shit. Which is surprising as both probably don't eat anything. Other than.... [Insert predictable vagina joke here]

Nikki's voice is so annoying Billy Mays' ghost shouts "Shut The Fuck Up!" whenever she does her garbage excuse for a monologue on her NOT FUNNY show.

Nikki Glaser's voice is so loud it makes Beethoven want to get up from his grave and write a heavy metal hatred riff from pure annoyance.

When Nikki got up there she said "keep it going for David Spade" and I said yes! Keep it going long enough and maybe she'll stop talking at that point!

When Nikki tries to be funny by acting like a slut it's more painful than watching Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell decorate their house in a Christmas commercial. No one in their right mind cares.

Oh, yeah and that Ann Coulter stuff. Don't care.



Posted by DroidTronProductions - April 1st, 2016

[This post no longer has anything to do with Trump]

Unfunny children on the internet:

Get out of here you dumb human waste! You're not funny! And you nevr will be! And definitely NOT OFFENSIVE! You couldn't offend a crippled kindergartner afraid of pepper. Like your gay ass uncle Daniel Tosh! He has the same fate.

Posted by DroidTronProductions - September 7th, 2015

Posted by DroidTronProductions - March 28th, 2015

Me thinks a bunch of fags from DeviantArt migrated to Newgrounds and turned it into a playpen of kiddy trash. Well, regardless, I ain't leaving. Should you care? No. I don't need you to. But if you do, thanks!

Posted by DroidTronProductions - December 16th, 2014

Hit me up @ dribbledroidz@yahoo.com, and I'll show you some spot on impressions, bizarre, creative, and if you really really really want, even some sexy voices for your toon too!

Posted by DroidTronProductions - July 22nd, 2014

Oh, yeah bitches, this shit be rocking like a motha y'all don't know what yous missing!!!!!


Posted by DroidTronProductions - June 22nd, 2014

Oh, hello there. Was wondering if anyone knows where to watch some cartoons on the fucking interweb please????

Posted by DroidTronProductions - April 3rd, 2014

If this is what I think it is, shame on you NG staff for hiring bi-polar mods who can't make up their damn minds on letting me vote or not.

Posted by DroidTronProductions - November 7th, 2012